Blog'D
The guidelines of a blog post, as quoted from Carbinedevil. And he followed the list exactly! Except for point 6. Not a tiny speck of joy. Which means...well...1. Start your blog post by some no-name quotes depicting sadness, fear, anger, and whatever you name it you can put it down.
2. Mention that your day was really shit. Don’t forget to mention how your really sad atm.
3. Talk about what made you sad: lessons, friends, stuff.
4. Blame people for causing your sadness.
5. Apologise to nobody for having moodswings even though you are a boy.
6. SUDDENLY TURN HAPPY! This is a very important part of a well made blog; it tells your readers that you’re not such a down person whose amount of friends can be counted with 1 hand.
7. End off your blog saying that you’re bored and going to do other things when the truth is that you suck at blogging and cannot write anymore attention seeking stuff.
Oh, and welcome to the best blog in the world.
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HI FIRST COMMENT ON YOUR BLOG
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HAHA WHO THE HELL COMMENTS ON THEIR OWN BLOG
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Ok i been a hypocrite i scolded someone on my own :$
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