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YOUR FORTUNE: GODLY LUCK

HI /b/ I NEED YOUR HELP!

LET ME GIVE YOU SOME BACKGROUND INFORMATION. MY FRIEND HERE IS NAMED CARLOS. RECENTLY WE BECAME MORE THAN FRIENDS HE BURST HIS LOAD ASSUNDER BETWEEN MY QUIVERING ASS CHEEKS AND I LIKED IT. I ANNOUNCED TO MY PARENTS THAT I WAS GAY. MY BROTHER BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND I WAS HOSPITALISED. THE DOCTOR HOWEVER WAS ABLE TO REMOVE THE TV REMOTE FROM MY PEE HOLE. I THEN FOUND OUT THAT CARLOS WAS HIV POSITIVE. UPON LEARNING THIS INFORMATION I TRACKED HIM DOWN HAVING BEING TESTED POSITIVE FOR HIV IN THE MEAN TIME. I STABBED HIM TO DEATH FOR A STEAK KNIFE AND WAS CAPTURED FLEEING THE SCENE BY A PASSING PATROL CAR AND AM NOW AWAITING TRIAL.

ANYWAYZ /B/ THE PROBLEM I NEED HELP WITH IS: I'M MEXICAN

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