Shaun Lum

Message to Shaun Lum and Class 3E,

You guys committed an atrocious act today.

What the hell is wrong with all of you? Are you guys depraved? You think its funny to hurt someone over a few blog posts that has infinitesimal impact on your life? So what if he is a twit, does that give you the right to humiliate and play him in front of the entire class today, in front of a teacher?

While the rest of the class was laughing away, he quietly sobbed to himself in the toilet. The looks of anguish on his face was like that of a 8 year old girl. You should have seen him, he was pathetic. I pitied him the way I pity a China begger: from the bottom of my heart. A meritorious action indeed. Being mirthful over hurting someone that weak and useless, how disreputable behavior! Psychological abuse is a very serious form of bullying; emotional scars run deeper than any form of physical wound. I'm sure he will not report the incident to the teachers, but don't take his magnanimousness for granted. The fact that nobody likes him does not justify your actions.

If you would bother to visit his blog, you'll find that he deleted it. Now he probably knows that nobody likes him and nobody cares about him, including his "friends". His self esteem has just hit rock bottom. His respectability is non-existent. His e-reputation is at an all time low. In fact, I wouldn't be surprised to see him slashing his wrist right now. Picking on poor, unloved Shuan Lum is like stealing candy from a baby. I am puzzled as to how some people can get joy out of it. As for me, I pity and sympathize him.

Just kidding, tools.

Shaun Lum, today, the day that your blog has been deleted, it calls for a celebration. Its probably the only blog in the world that makes its readers become shitty dickheads because of how uninteresting it is. In fact, there isn't a single article in your blog that amuses me, so I head down to carbine's and gawk at his.

Shuan Lum's Blog (adapted): A literal shorthand for "boring"; a vulgar, overused word that strikes your ear with the dull thud of a cudgel to the soft spot of a child. It's an abbreviation used by english language drop outs to give legitimacy to their shallow opinions and amateur photography that seems to by permanently stuck in first draft hell.

Shuan Lum as a Blogger (adapted): Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives.

A few suggestions (adapted): Instead of deleting your blog as a demonstration of your frustration, I suggest you kill yourself like a man, since I presume death is what you truly desire. Materials: Razor, Neck. Not across the street, not down the highway, but across the jugular. Or, for a more suitable alternative, try ramming your head against a wall.

Congratulations, you have just saved your burnt ass from more flaming by deleting your blog.
Wanna? Medal.

Regards,
Tony
Get Well Soon & No Hard Feelings, k?
References and Teacher-Mentor: George Ouzounian aka. Maddox
I claim no credit

6 comments:

  1. the_dorkly said,

    10/10 without a doubt, newfound respect for your skillz, verbalist.

    on July 30, 2007 at 5:25 AM


  2. your first verbalist post. incredibly incredible. instant appraisal.
    i like.
    i say 2/1

    on July 30, 2007 at 5:30 AM


  3. sskyy said,

    Its all maddox's work.

    on July 30, 2007 at 5:32 AM


  4. lol your turning maddoxish

    on July 30, 2007 at 5:40 AM


  5. TehCca said,

    LOL not bad eh

    on July 30, 2007 at 7:18 AM


  6. Unknown said,

    i liek.

    on July 30, 2007 at 8:10 AM