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Moving on, we take a look at Lim Aik Hwee's introduction message on his digital portfolio.

Introduction message:

Welcome, visitor, to Aik Hwee's very own web page.
Here, you will be able to find out all about me.
I hope you will enjoy exploring my digital portfolio and that you will like its appearance and content. Also, I thank you for putting aside some of your time and visiting my page, I really do appreciate your effort. Once again, I hope you will like my web page, and thank you!

Ok. WTF is this? "Welcome to my very own web page?" No shit Sherlock, another mystery solved. After you've thanked me repeatedly, I almost wanted to compliment you for your efforts, but regret to announce that I don't "enjoy" your digital portfolio's design at all. Suggestion: try something other than bullshit, dick.

Next, we move onto Lim Aik Hwee's Profile.

For the past 3 months, I have
already made good friends with almost all of my classmates, and I hope to maintain a good friendship
with them for the rest of the 2 years in which we will be classmates. My goals and dreams in life are not
only to do well in tests and be able to get a good job in the future, but also to stay happy and healthy, and
being able to enjoy the true meaning and joy of life. I hope that the people around me will also be happy and healthy.

For the past 3 months, I have already made good friends with almost all of my classmates. Behold your amazing problem solving skills. Well, considering the fact that this assumption was pulled out of your ass, I can conclude safely that you're just an average dipshit. At least you can take solace in the fact that you have an ambiguously gay friend.

Whoa! Staying happy and healthy? Here's some advice:

1. Nobody gives
   
2. Get a vasectomy
   

Favourites:

• Teachers:
• Mrs Jacqualine Kee
• Mr Lim Chuan Chia
• Mr Kent Cheong
• Subjects:
• Mathematics
• Literature
• Geography
• Computer Studies
• Food and drink:
• Pork Cubes
• Lemon Tea
• Duck Rice
• Chocolate Milk
• Fish and Chips
• Coke
• Colours:
• Blue
• Yellow
• Green
• White
• Classmates:
• Nigel Poh
• Lai Yit Khai
• Tee Yoon Siang
• Lewis Won
• Sam Tai

Well, at first I was like. But, then...I LOL'D. Taking this opportunity to fire your shit cannon eh? Were you having an aneurysm when you typed this? Please name me your favorite colors, QED Dumbcunt. The list of your favorite teachers almost gave me blue balls. Chug, chug, here comes the clue train, last stop is you: nobody gives a damn about your shitty ideals.

Oh, and lets talk about being a yoyo master. I mean, you're like so cool, flaunting your yoyo skills in front of Yifei and Matthew during recess. So thats two? Well, guess what? Nobody else cares _|_.

How do you feel knowing that people will never be as skilled as you, but don't respect you anyway? If I were to go gallivanting, I would definitely go to the circus and see you perform. True meaning and joy of life? You baffle me with your double standards, filthy hypocrite.

Regards,
Get Well Soon and No Hard Feelings,
Tony